White Wolf Vodka

For $5 a 750 mL, this vodka isn't good, average, or even acceptable. It's the worst possible quality and makes no claim of being good. The real question is if it's even remotely drinkable or if it will poison you. The label states it is "dry and smooth." This is surprisingly true. First, this is the very definition of dry. You experience the dryness as soon as it hits your tongue. However, it doesn't burn nearly as much as its strong ethanol aroma implies. You can take several sips, and while it won't be enjoyable, it also won't scald your throat. This is easily the smoothest isopropyl alcohol I've ever experienced. Don't look for any subtle flavors or texture. There are none. It's just drinkable rubbing alcohol. Among the lowest-quality vodkas, at least you can finish the bottle. But only just. Note: The base product scores only.75 stars, but because of its low cost and comparative smoothness, I'm giving it a better score. If you're desperate, this is the extremely cheap vodka you should choose. But also make better choices in life so that White Wolf Vodka isn't your only affordable option.