Spiritless Kentucky 74

My first go with a "spirit" that has no alcohol. The idea feels like a contradiction, and I'm likely a complete idiot for purchasing this, but whatever. Nose: It has the aroma of a root beer popsicle that's melted. Palate: Surprisingly awful straight up. It reminds me of Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper that went through old gym socks and then sat beneath a sofa for a while. Finish: I wish it would disappear faster. When mixed with plenty of soda water and some Angostura bitters, it becomes at least tolerable. But seriously, I'll stick with my non-alcoholic beer for a booze-free beverage. I guess you have to try things once.

I can tell they were aiming for added oakiness, but it didn't work. It tastes sour, as if it has spoiled. There's also a peculiar peppery note on the finish.

Unpleasant notes of weak, steeped tea and flat apple juice. Cannot drink this.

Tastes like stale, old Dr Pepper. Not good.

Reminds me of medicine