Wolf Point Distilling

I initially thought this was a quality bourbon, but it ended up tasting like urine. I gave it to a homeless individual, who, feeling insulted by the flavor, retaliated by slapping me. Giving it another try, I ended up in the ER. Medical professionals indicated my body was reacting as if poisoned by the bottle's offensive contents. It has been lingering in my home like the Jumanji board for weeks. Attempts to incinerate it were futile; I awoke to find the bottle back on my shelf, undamaged. I was compelled to sell my residence, having concealed the bottle in the attic, hoping the new occupants don't discover it. Wishing them well.

It would be a good imitation of a certain wheated bourbon if not for the price. Wheaty, with some vanilla in the taste and a spicy finish.

I suspect it was an off batch; I had to discard it as it was truly awful.

Sharp, spicy, with a pleasant bite that isn't too intense. The finish is short.

Gentle vanilla notes accompanied by a touch of caramel