Cruzan banana rum

I didn't realize you could gather stale banana runtz candies, mash them with simple syrup, add water, and call it rum. Seriously, I didn't know that was possible, but these guys did it. I don't know why the bottle even says banana; this isn't banana. This is what people who dislike bananas imagine bananas taste like. The only conceivable use for this is to dump the entire bottle into a massive rum punch with several other juices and liquors, and then, yes, it might serve a purpose. So, whenever you need to get your old aunts or your teenage daughter and her friends drunk, this is an option. But honestly, even then, this should be reserved for emergencies only, and I don't know how or why either of those specific situations would be considered emergencies, but whatever, man, it's your family.